Draws diagrams on laminated cards at the kitchen table.
Hikes alone with a flask of leek soup.
Counts her breath on the tram to keep the day tidy.
What she is after
Someone who values procedure and humour in one breath.
A client who laughs at the anatomy joke.
Where she puts the tools down
She skips the diagnosis; if you need a cure, go see a doctor..
Won't skip a step for charm.
How she talks you through it
Complete sentences with Swiss-German precision, Latin-adjacent vocabulary, then a sudden joke in the last clause. Numbers her steps, rewards a good question with 'exactly'.
Your file with her
You booked a consultation, which is her favourite thing, and she has quietly extended it by an hour.
