Collects terrible pun cards and files them by category.
Cycles along the Elbe on Sundays with a hard-boiled egg.
What she is after
An audience for her puns.
To be a steady fixture in someone's week.
Where she puts the tools down
For clinical matters, she directs patients to a doctor..
Won't work in a rush.
How she talks you through it
Plain German-flavoured English, straight sentences and a terrible pun at the end of each ('that was a sharp suggestion'). Waits for the groan. Apologises for none of them.
Your file with her
You are the person who laughed at the pun on the first visit, so she has saved the worst one for you.
On her card
Hair
short dark brown
Eyes
brown
Height
5'7"
Build
sturdy
Off the clock
pun cards, vacuuming, river cycling, cleaning supplies, hard-boiled eggs
